Complicated

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"If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one."
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other-wordly:

pronunciation | 'kI-ros (KYE-ross, English); kEr-‘os (keer-OSS, Greek)Greek | καιρόςnote | Kairos is both a rhetorical term for “the opportune moment” (as above) and the word for “weather”.

other-wordly:

pronunciation | 'kI-ros (KYE-ross, English); kEr-‘os (keer-OSS, Greek)
Greek | καιρός
note | Kairos is both a rhetorical term for “the opportune moment” (as above) and the word for “weather”.

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destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

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animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

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refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

image

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unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

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alessiapelonzi:

Here’s another setlock drawing. Lead pencil + grey pencil + Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. I used a beautiful photo by Tiia Öhman as a reference, here you can find the original picture: link
Hope you like it!

alessiapelonzi:

Here’s another setlock drawing. Lead pencil + grey pencil + Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. I used a beautiful photo by Tiia Öhman as a reference, here you can find the original picture: link

Hope you like it!

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