so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
"It is awful to want to go away and to want to go nowhere."
i want to be one of those people who can say or do anything and be loved by everyone anyway
(Source: pendents, via asiuns)